We start out with a discussion of guns, then the Bush train and wrap it up with some talk of window pane, not the kind that make things look funny, but the experiences we had with high winds and big windows…just two ole boys from southeast Oklahoma having a real conversation about life! 3 years running Don’t forget to search DJMM on iTunes if you would like to subscribe!
After a short hiatus from the grueling podcast world, Doc and MadMan return with a celebration of etiquette, new friends and sponsors. That’s right. They answer the time-honored question, “What’s the classiest way to pass off a fart in public?” Yep, we tackle the hardest and the Fardest questions one could possibly conjure. We also begin a review of 2018’s finest musical efforts, and discuss the loss of our longtime idol Roy Clark. A hint at what’s coming for the Christmas podcasts follows and then a complete surprise: We reveal the proper hand one should use to wave, and also answer, “Salt? Pepper? Both?” Yeah, folks, it just don’t get no swankier than these fellers. All this and free tickets to see Carol Channing fight Mike Tyson ! DJAMM it, DJAMMERS !!
Whats new on the DJAMM front? Well, it’s Food, Foliage, Fun and Funky Friends, FRIENDS ! MadMan and the Doc vent a tad about road trips and bad food, beautiful leaves on the trees and our favorite types of chewing gum, grapefruit seeds and PIzza from Total Express. ! A special shout out to our friends Donnie and Vera who are in Little Rock during Donnie’s chemotherapy barrage. We love you guys ! MadMan talks a bit about his upcoming vaycay, MadMama up in Stillwater and Ahsoka the Wonder Pin. Doc has his own ideas about elections, politicians and why some people should never be allowed to procreate. All this stuff, and funny stories BOUT PEOPLE YOU’VE NEVER MET !!! WE BE DJAMMIN, SO DJAMM IT HARD !!
We talk about old restaurants in town which have gone down by the wrecking machine and all the butts that those booths must have seen. A hundred thousand, the count surely be; when it’s all added up, what a greasy mess ’twill be ! What’s in the word of a man with a drum? Will he lie to save face, or tell truth and lose some? Or a dude with a gee-tar and a man with two sticks; can they sing Osmond sweetness, and twang Page’s licks? We talk of good pizzas, bad heartburn and bars; and hope for some Rolaids to put out the fires. So is our tale of this Halloween’s past. So DJAMM it, Good Listener, and DJAMM it FAST !!
Mary, Mary… Marry ME ! When is the last time you took the time to write down a poem? What about song lyrics? No? Okay, what about just a joke that you thought was so funny you hadda save it for later? Still nothing, eh? Well tune in tonight and listen to D and MM for a glimpse into the tired but still supple brains of the DeadHead Duet ! We take a moment to salute Halloween,and talk bout the importance of Neewollah in Independence. if you’re blanking out on the description, then you need to catch what we say about Freddy Mercury. A somber reemembrance is in order for the man who coined the phrase “MicroSoft”, then went on to make a cool $28 Billion on the company. Paul Allen died this week of lymphoma. He was 65. Too young, but we have a hard time feeling sorry for a billionaire, eh?! Keep watch as we spin out a ditty called “Whistling Through the Graveyard”, or “Mary, Mary, Marry ME !”. We’ve worked for hours getting it just right so that you can pass it on to future generations of DJAMMERS ! Don’t be uncool, stay with us tonite for MadMan’s MindBlowers and a taste of the magnificent, the rare, and exquisite. DJAMM yourself or regret it for… a week ! LOL – DJAMM
Do you have any new experiences with your Djembe? If so, please let us know at www.drjeffreyandthemadman.com. We’ll publish them, and probably call you ! Maybe we can DJAMM on the DJembe?! – Doc
Eeny Meenie Mighty Clyde … or so the song goes… or does it!!?? Doc and MadMan make the leap into true collaborative songwriting with this week’s ditty, “Itsy Bitsy Mighty Joe”, a story about a spider’s wife and the ill effects she has on her studly neighbor. It’s a blast that even Spidey himself would spin to! We also gander at world affairs again, talk about amazing and unbelievable old cars from the Golden Age of Chrysler. Continuing on with thoughts on terrorizm, sliced and diced journalists at the Saudi Consulate in Turkey and other thoughts, bots and raging tots. This week on DJAMM ! DON’T Miss OUT !! – DJAMM
We play and talk like we always do! Jeff names his drum, we discuss hygeine in Walmart, and a few other topics. Hope you have a great week! DJMM OUT!!!