Fifteen Signs You Are Already a DJMM Fan and Don’t Even Know It

Your spirit animal is Angus Young.
A holiday meal must include Diet Coke, brand name ice cream and Nexium.
You never listen to rock and roll before noon, unless it’s after midnight.
You say ” I quit smoking five years ago,” as you’re bumming a cig and digging for your lighter.
The first song you knew as a child was “Jesus Loves me”. Second song is a cafeteria choice; Either You Ain’t Nothin’ but a Hound Dog, Purple Haze, La Grange, Nikki Grind, or Big Poppa.
The only other song you know all the words to is “Long Haired Country Boy” by Charlie Daniels.
You think being a Yankee is a genetic flaw.
Any outdoor event includes a plan to find a place to pee in the bushes.
Your spiritual leader, healthcare provider and fishing consultant all know your personal phone number.
… and are the same person.
Your friends have given you at least three nicknames; none of which you will explain to a stranger.
The only pronoun you ever use is “y’all.”
The last time you voted for President and were happy with your choice was in 8th Grade 4-H.
You are a parent, or perhaps grandparent yourself, but you still say “Momma”, “Daddy”, “Gramaw” and “Ma’am.”
You can afford anything you want for the house, but are most excited about your flea market finds, auction bargains and hand-me-down furniture from Gramaw.