DJMM 1-18-2018 The Mind is a Terrible Thing

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DJMM 1-18-2018 The Mind is a Terrible Thing
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Do you know any weirdos born on January 17? What about anyone who has imitated someone else, who is pretending to be someone else, who is acting like an actor, acting like still a FOURTH person… and everyone was able to keep up with who was who / whom…
Geeezerss… that’s hard even for US to keep straight !! Anyway…
We take on that formidable task this week and try to sort out what Jim Carrey / Andy Kaufman / Latka Gravas / Tony Clifton meant when he said, “Tan’k jou berry muttss !!”
Lawzy…

We didn’t know that all four of them (three… two??) of them were born on the same day, thirteen years apart. Seems incredible, yet totally credible; surreal, yet completely real that Jim Carrey had troubles keeping it straight in his twisted mind.

So tune in tonight and listen as we talk / listen and learn about those guys during their recent examination of the shooting of “Man in the Moon,” the docu-dramedy about Andy Kaufman; and the documentary about Jim Carey entitled Jim and Andy. The second is Carrey trying to sort it all out these twenty years later, and us trying to keep up as he does.

We have a loose grip on all of that, as well as a little examination of palm reading, something similar about the Tarot, palm reading and what the heck is the Scimian Crease anyhoo??

Tune in, turn on and blow out tonight with Dr. Jeffrey and the MadMan as we slice it, dice it and start checking it thrice – it be DJAMM at her finest !!
Tune in, turn on and blow out tonight with Dr. Jeffrey and the MadMan as we slice it, dice it and start checking it thrice – it be DJAMM at her finest !!
DJAMM-it, Boy, turn down that rock and roll music ! It’s gonna make hair grow on your palms !!

No,.. wait… that’s something else… 😀

Dr. Jeffrey and the MadMan ! BE SWEET !!

DJMM 12-28-2017 Happy New Year!

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DJMM 12-28-2017 Happy New Year!
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When January ’17 rolled around
And time was on its side
When Donnie Trump started to rant
And Obama took his last State Heli ride;

Tom Petty was sure he’d be around
to wish the Stone Temple well;
And Ralphie May’s room service tray
Was happily loaded to hell

One never knows from whence Trump blows
Or why the insulters flew, et. al.
Why lovely women put up with it all
From Weinstein, Kevin, C.K. and Al

For Death is the ultimate equalizer
Saint or demon; tycoon, mizer
December found many more in the ground
Than thought they’d be calling themselves much wiser.

Doc and the Mad-man are no sages, di-van
they just watch, listen, comment and mourn
But tonite is the once yearly
We say goodbye to those, dearly
Who we’ll never know were re-born

DJAMMIn’ It weekly, but not WEAKly,
since 2015 ~ !!! Be SWEET !

DJMM 12-7-2017 Diner Lingo

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DJMM 12-7-2017 Diner Lingo
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Kind’er like my old bluetick hound
I like to lay around in the shade
I ain’t got no moneyyy but I damsho got it maaade !

Who are Adam and Eve and why are they on a raft anyways? What bout this dog, ;painted red… and why is puddin’ nervous??

Doc and MadMan face these timeless questions plus why we need to cruel to be kind, but in the right measure. Charlie Daniels and the guys loan us a ditty from their long haired country boy favorites. We also pay special tribute to the fallen heroes of 70-odd years ago at Pearl Harbor and visit about various and assundried other favorites around and about town. Thanks for your listening patronage good and gentle listener. Merry Christmas to all and to all… something or ‘nother !

 

DJMM 11-30-2017 Sluggin & Buggin

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A haiku for you
hits home in Oklahoma
Listen, Laugh, learn, LIVE !
On this SPECIAL EDITION DJAMM, the undisputed Princes of Okie Tusk mix nonsense with MadMan’s considerable tech savvy. The concern tonight? Whe’r or not Net providers have a right to censor our sensible internet prowlings.
In other words, Internet ain’t soon gonna be what it was. Net Neutrality? Are you gonna be, or Be naught?
Slugz n Bugz n turtles in flight
Creepies and crawlies what go bump in da night…
Graphic novels in hovels and artists a-draw; Maus-es and Spendor and pizza , yee haw ! Talk about turkeys and puppies and long lost manners
Co-hosts now fired, good riddance Perv Pests. Hope you find a good box for your desk. RIP GOMER !!

 

DJMM 11-16-2017 Gypsies, Giants and Jammin’ Again !

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DJMM 11-16-2017 Gypsies, Giants and Jammin' Again !
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Hey ! Has anybody seen my Sweet Gypsy Rose? Who exactly ARE the gypsies anyway, and what do they do? Where did they come from? Do we know any? Doc and the MadMan discuss all of these things, including their history, their DNA make up, what they do and have done for a living and their rich and varied MUSICAL traditions and abilities ! For the Slam Fam Fans around tonite, we talk about the One and Only Great Andre the Giant and his massive paws. Casts of the big man’s hands, along with many others are scattered across the globe along with the legends of his super human exploits in the ring, on the barstool and sometimes even at the beach ! We sing a little Eagle song tonight, but not the Tony Orlando ditty we teased you with. lol. So hang in there, and give us a listen. ONE hour a day will make your long day more and more tolerable at work, home or in solitary confinement. DJAMM it when you CAN ! 

 

DJMM 11-9-2017 Living on Tulsey Time!

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DJMM 11-9-2017 Living on Tulsey Time!
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Tonight is a special night for DJAMM; an evening of firsts. It’s the night we begin our show with covers of favorite artists, tonight’s being “TULSA TIME” by Don Williams. We celebrate the work and life of the Gentle Giant himself, a reluctant superstar. We also think about the feasts and fowl of Thanksgiving, the coming Christmas season, and the interesting jobs either of us may have had, thought of having, or could never do. Join us tonight as we wail in the wake of Don’s passing; not actual woeful screeching, but our rendition of that country anthem that added a little more to the rural lore of our fair state. Join us tonight as we talk about the Mad Fam’s visit to Tinker AFB‘s air and space museum, have a bite of our favorite calzone from Total Express in Big Stig and back off just to jaw and reflect on a week, a life, a perspective of the world rarely seen outside of the podcast fantastical ! DJAMM IT, good folks !

 

DJMM 11-2-2017 Millennials- Nothing left but popcorn sacks and wagon tracks

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There is an old tale goes something like this: A team of anthropologists are searching through some ancient ruins in the desert when they come across a tablet with some indecipherable runes written on it. So they took the rock tablet back to London and ran it through their best teams of experts, and after years of study, countless hours of research, it was determined that the tablet was six thousand years old and was written in
a tongue known to be unique to mothers and fathers of the day. It’s message? “Kids today ! The world is going to hell in a handbasket if they’re left to run it ! “
Now while Doc and MadMan may have taken a bit of license in the telling, this story is supposed to be mostly true, and yes, these thousands of years later, we’re STILL saying it about OUR kids !
MadMan’s own Mad Mia is an especially bright and talented child in her own right, and while we have no doubt that she will wind up doing a great job in the White House someday, she too is one of that infamous group of texting, gaming, slacking, never hacking kids we know now as the M’s. DJAMM takes a hard gander at this group tonight, the things they love, despise and all those things that make them unique and wise. We also think about a Haskell County Native, Chris O’Dell of Keota fame and her amazing life with John, Paul, Gio and Ringo during their heady years as the Fab Four. Leon Russell wrote a song about her – SO DID GEORGE HARRISON ! It all proves one thing: She was there, with the hair, mops, singles, bangles and all ! Dinner with Yoko, coffee with ‘The Mops.” It’s all there in her bio, “Miss Odell”. Check out these things and others with us on DJAMM’s November 2, 2017 version. WE BE DJMAMMIN!!

DJMM 10-26-2017 XS Two One Niner…Alrighty Then!

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DJMM 10-26-2017 XS Two One Niner...Alrighty Then!
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How high does a bird fly? How low is the ground? Would your wings break if you flew higher than the sky? How does the toughest eagle sound?
Well, we MAY not answer any of these questions on tonight’s podcast, but we do talk about a local teen’s passion for war planes, and an area native’s own collection of planes, helicopters and… well, everything.
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Tonight, MadMan’s daughter Mad Mia joins us and schools the world on the armaments and speeds of a number of the world’s historic fighting raptors. Special guest Stephen Fioretti graciously stops by with his encyclopedic knowledge of our area’s aviators, airplanes and whirlybirds he has known. Tis’ a blast, to be gassed by a jet plane from the past ! Check us out tonight with MadMan and the Doc. We Be DJAMMin’ on the fly, NO LIE !!! DJAMM IT TONIGHT !!!

DJMM 10-19-2017 Lahey Tribute a Yellow-jacket and Truck-driving

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DJMM 10-19-2017 Lahey Tribute a Yellow-jacket and Truck-driving
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IT seems to happen too often. We watch a beloved TV character on one evening of relaxing, then discover the next morning he or she has passed on. Actor John Dunsworth who played the lovable lush Lahey on TV’s Trailer Park Boys passed away on Wednesday according to family members. Doc and the MadMan say a heart felt goodbye to the man behind the man who kept Ricky in line, Bubbles in his storage building and Randy in cheeseburgers. RIP, Leahy. We gon’ miss you.
Tonight we also talk about the old cars from TPB, the ever bulky and timeless mid-1970s Chrysler New Yorkers. IN the same vein, we chat a bit about other old gaz gusslers of that excessively consumptive era and take a peek into the world of long haul truckers. All those things and MadMan’s latest jam on the intro and outro of our great show. Join us for a laugh tonight ! DJAMMin’ with Me and MadMan ! BE SWEET!!!

 

DJMM 8-10-2017 T-minus Dog Days and counting

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DJMM 8-10-2017 T-minus Dog Days and counting
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“A funny thing happened on the way to the Space Shuttle launch… ” Yep, as a feller or gal might imagine we have a friend and cousin who worked on the space shuttle program. Cousin Patty from Cincinatti visited with us about her time as a quality engineer for that batch of flying machines, and she shares her experiences with us. Patti was a California girl for most of her life, lived in the desert near the legendary Coachella Valley. We hear about citrus, and gila monsters; golf resorts, the best airports and how a longhorn sheep snorts when they come down in the middle of the Bob Hope Classic. Join us as Patty tells us how dates DO grow on trees … but not the kind you have to meet someone’s Mom and Dad over. All this, the latest on Rock the Equinox, How to Grease Your Flamethrower without shutting it down, and a test on MadMan’s memory about the International Space Station on tonight’s Dr. Jeffrey and the MadMan ! We Be DJAMMIN’ !! = Doc AND MadMan ~ !